whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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