i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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