I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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