are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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