It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
