Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Randomize
