doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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