PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
