he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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