im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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