We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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