would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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