Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Randomize
