There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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