normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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