Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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