Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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