I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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