why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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