yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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