Please don't use social media to get back at me.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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