He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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