In the future we'll all be gay
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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