come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
if only i could text you this smell
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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