....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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