All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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