Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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