I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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