Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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