Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
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