I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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