I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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