if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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