I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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