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Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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