Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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