She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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