You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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