Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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