Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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