dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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