if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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