I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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