we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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