these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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