I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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