If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
