and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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