Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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