im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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