I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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