My room smells like vodka and shame
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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