Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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