yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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