She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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