I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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