The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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