I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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