He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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